Alright, fine. Have it your way, internet. I wasn’t going to announce this until January, but since you’re all starting to repeat each other in the Amazon reviews for OBSESSIVE….I give you the answer to that burning question:
Q: What happens next with Grant & Tash?
A: (Look to the left, jack-wad.)
Have you ever done something irrational, something courageous and impulsive, and immediately afterword you’re like “Whelp, I definitely should not have fucking done THAT thing”?
This is the story of what happens when your ENTIRE life is one spectacular, unprecedented fuckup after another.
My name is Tash Bohner. (It’s pronounced /BAH-ner/, jerkoff.) And I’m here to tell you what you really, really don’t want to hear.
Lesson One: Sometimes, when life gives you lemons, you can’t make lemonade. You just have to suck it up and pretend you like nasty, bitter fruit that looks like donkey piss and smells like Mr. Clean.
Lesson Two: There is NO SUCH THING as a ‘Happily Ever After.’ Happiness is a choice, and you have to make it every day. Sometimes, it’s okay to choose not to be happy, as long as you don’t go around making everyone else feel shitty while you’re at it. Because that is called being a gigantic doucheface. And nobody likes a doucheface.
Lesson Three (and pay attention, because this one is the most important): Sometimes, the people you love more than anything in the world, the ones you rely on most, the ones you’d do anything for…they screw up. They let you down. Most of the time, when that happens, it’s not about you. Even if it feels like the whole world is out to get you, it really only feels that way.
Except, on the rarest and shittiest of occasions, when the whole world really is out to get you….
PROBLEMATIC (Issues Series, Book Two…and a Half) – Coming Summer 2015!
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Once upon a time, there was a girl who wanted to change the world. So she tried. She did her best. But it was difficult, and painful, and frustrating.
So she thought, "I'll build my own world, and change that." But then, she thought, "Why stop there? Why not build a whole collection of little worlds, all based on the one I live in now?"
That's the story of how the girl became lost, and was never found again....